It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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