He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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