how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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