just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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