Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just made out with a guy for $7.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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