I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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