carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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