Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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