doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm too high and old for this...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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