Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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