Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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