did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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