we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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