I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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