So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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