i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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