Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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