Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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