I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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