You really coming over, don't trick.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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