like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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