This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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