I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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