It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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