It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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