On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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