I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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