I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
