She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
there was a trapeze. enough said
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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