Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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