Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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