p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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