Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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