i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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