Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
foreskin is a definite game changer
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
