May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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