The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My feet surprised me
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