every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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