Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
