You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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