No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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