WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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