FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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