It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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