I only kidnapped one of them. chill
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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