Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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