Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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