I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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