I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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