Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
