i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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