On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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