With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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