i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Randomize
