you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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