Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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