If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
